Hi guys! looks like I might be back. I have some shit to say. Maybe we should start over? A… Read more Don’t Call it a Comeback
I want to start off by saying WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. This guy who is being sentenced to 40 years… Read more WTF Wednesday::
Let’s say about 77% of the time when I sit down to write WTF Wednesday I don’t know what I’m… Read more Ok Wednesday, You Win. ~
Ahhh my favorite day. WTF Wednesday is finally here! And today, everything is fucking crazy! Aubrey O’Day from the band… Read more WTF Wednesday!
I’m a little stressed out at the moment solely because I broke a nail and it hurts like a MOTHER… Read more Tuesday Tantrums!
TGI mother fuckin FRIYAY 💯 Today started off as any normal day, just with a little bit more excitement because… Read more A Blog About A Mushroom
Happy National Drink Wine Day! aka the only thing getting me through the work day is knowing there’s a bottle of wine… Read more When a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
For the last hour I’ve been talking myself out of going for a 1mile run. If only I had this… Read more Reasons why I’m fat…fuck
Tell me one girl who doesn’t want to be a housewife. And by housewife I don’t mean one that cleans,… Read more Housewife Goals
I sit here on this Thursday morning drinking a homemade cappuccino in my backyard that overlooks the river. I get… Read more Day 4- Game Changer