Monday’s just suck because we’re still kind of hung over from Sunday Funday and probably from Saturday night too. Sunday Funday has become my new favorite day though now that summer is like HERE! Yesterday i just ate lobster and drank and then went drunk shopping. It was fan-fucking-TASTIC 🙌🏽 To cheer you up a little bit, I came across an article, or really just pictures, of Ryan Gosling that,just like the title of the article states, will fuck you up. Like why/how is he so fucking perfect? He’s not real.
Now there’s this headline that literally makes me want to fucking cut these morons “Baby bison dies after Yellowstone tourists put it in their car because it looked cold“. ARE YOU DUMB??!! These tourists were at Yellowstone National Park and just picked up a fucking newborn bison and legit put it in their trunk to “rescue” it. Like do they not fucking realize they have 1. park rangers and 2. It’s a mother fucking wild animal, I think it’ll be ok and his fucking mom would have kept him warm you stupid fuck. Oh and BTW, interference by people can cause mothers to reject their offspring. Which I thought was common knowledge. And now this cute this baby bison had to be euthanized because he was causing problems and he family rejected him. Way to go you fucking loser.