What a fuckin weekend. Long weekends are out of control, most people can’t handle them. Me included. Drinking for 3… Read more How About That Ride In, I Guess That’s Why They Call it Sin City
Well here we are. The start of summer. Where us locals get stuck in fucking traffic every single day for… Read more Comin in Hot to MDW
Well WTF Wednesday turned into WTF Thursday because I got drunk and forgot to post my blog. Look people, shit… Read more WTF Thursday…
I’m a little stressed out at the moment solely because I broke a nail and it hurts like a MOTHER… Read more Tuesday Tantrums!
Currently Blogging while sitting on the beach drinking margaritas. Let’s talk about how fucking stupid Scott “Lord” Disick is. Dude… Read more Friday// My Second Favorite F Word
I actually CAN’T stop laughing at how ridiculous social media can be. Blake lively posted this picture: and is being… Read more WTF Wednesday// Who The Hell Cares??
Monday’s just suck because we’re still kind of hung over from Sunday Funday and probably from Saturday night too. Sunday… Read more Monday’s are fucked up//
Maybe they haven’t fucked with the snickers yet…unlike everything else. Instagram and all of its apps like boomerang, hyperlapse and… Read more Hungry? Grab a Snickers
it’s an emergency! Leave Justin Bieber the Fuck alone. Justin posted to Instagram saying that he will not take pictures… Read more Stop Everything:
Pretty sure today should be a federal fucking holiday. Like we should all have off so we can celebrate Cinco… Read more Happy Cinco de Drinkoooo