Today I have a lot of things to say but, what the fuck else is new?
- I’ve literally been listening to Lemonade on repeat really, only since yesterday because thats when I gave up on all of us millennials when I couldn’t for the FUCKING life of me, find a free download of the visual album and had to cave into signing up for a free 30 day trial on Tidal, Which you know I’ll end up forgetting to cancel because I can’t stop listening to Beyonce, and then I’ll be charged the $9.99, WTF. If you haven’t watched the video yet, You’re just fucking stupid and you probably have serious FOMO, I did. so, click here. You’re welcome. Side note: favorite song has to be “Don’t Hurt Yourself” she’s a fucking BOSS, especially when you watch the video. Best line ever “Who the fuck I is? You ain’t married to no average bitch boy. You can watch my fat ass twist boy, As I bounce to the next dick boy”YAAAAASSS BEY
- Now some real talk: Let’s just take a minute to realize WTF is going on here. WHY THE FUCK am I not Beyonce? Just rich as fuck, run the world, amazing voice, dance moves WAYYYY better than mine, private jets to anywhere in the world. This pisses me off because I feel like I should definitely be flying private at this stage in my life. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for. Which takes me to number three.
- Tomorrow I’m flying COACH, seriously? To North Carolina, seriously? I’ll be there for a wedding, which is in a barn, with no alcohol. Yes, I’ve already purchased flasks. So, fellow readers, you are in for a SERIOUS treat for my next blog post, probably titled something along the lines of, “WTF did I get my self into” Cheers!