(Side note – how great of a movie was Freaky Friday? Lindsay Lohan in her prime days right before she turned to drugs and alcohol and whatever the fuck else she did. Who thinks of a movie like that? The Chinese woman doesn’t like the way she treats her mom so she puts a spell on them to switch places? Fantastic.)
Ok, in real life why the hell are Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna fucking with us? First the Kardashain klan basically hate Blac Chyna since she was previously engaged to AND shares a son with Kylie’s boyfriend Tyga (he’s a rapper) and is now engaged to Kylie’s brother Rob Kardashian. (also how do you go from Tyga to Rob? So fucking stupid…Rob is the worst Kardashain, like by FAR) It’s a big mess. Then they blow all of our minds and have us all freaking the FUCK out when they not only take a selfie together saying “when you’ve been friends the whole time” WHAT?!?! But then they face-swapped (snapchat filter) which is just fucking MADNESS which was probably confusing…or arousing, for Tyga. Mind fucking blown. Seriously.
I just also need to mention the most ridiculous thing I’ve seen on the Internet in a while. A dildo drone. Yes, you read that correctly. Apparently it is the “must have” sex toy for multitasking masturbators. You know, just incase you want to eat a cheeseburger while getting off, because who doesn’t? Watch the video below…its fannnntastic.