Well Monday, we meet again.
This weekend flew by and I would really have enjoyed just ONE more day or even just a couple more hours of sleep this morning- pretty sure we all say that every Monday.
Friday night I babysat a 3 year old and a 1 year old. I’m obsessed with these boys. It’s so fun babysitting because I really get along with kids. I just fuck with them. The 3 year old was sitting there picking his nose, I kept telling him to stop, then I was just like. You know what you go ahead and pick your nose- pulls out a huge bugger, he eats it, I throw up in my mouth.
Then I went home and drank a bottle of wine and smoked way too much weed considering I was still high the next day and I had to go to a different 3 year olds birthday party. Not as fun as nose picking on Friday night. So I just drank as much wine that was available and ate a ton of cake after I was the one who blew out the candles on the 3 year olds cake…oops. I thought it was for me.
So now it’s Monday and I’m trying to blog but everyone keeps coming at me- like I’m here to listen to everyone’s problems. PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ME. Let me leave you with this- I just read an article that’s trending on Facebook- “Adolf Hitler had a micro-penis” which historians seem to believe may have been the reason behind his rage. Ok. And I’m done.