As I sit here tonight writing this post I’m spending some quality time with a 2 year old and a 9 month old…fuck did I take my birth control this morning? But I wonder who on earth would leave me alone with their children. It’s comical. my friends don’t understand this concept. I tell them I’m probably the best babysitter since I’m on their level.(But I should probably pay more attention…aka, blogging wile babysitting=not recommended)
Currently I’m blowing spit bubbles and getting egged on to do it again, do it again, do it again. Oh and I’m supposed to be potty training the 2 year old. He peed his pants, I put a diaper on him…Teaching kids life lessons for $15 an hour. You’re welcome.
I just ate his mac&cheese, sorry kid. Can I put him to bed now and pour myself a glass of rosé💁🏼