Day 1- and it’s a mother fucking Monday!

Today is Monday- the day everyone dreads. So I decided to start a blog after listening to everyone tell me day after day how I should write one. So as I sit here at my desk , staring at blank page, checking up on all the celeb gossip and new trends I probably didn’t miss over the weekend and picking at my freshly manicured nails, I decide- what the hell- why not start a blog.

I have no clue what I’ll call this or how far I will go with it or really what the fuck I’m even going to talk about. I pause as I check Instagram and take a sip of my coffee, which now I have decided I really could use another one to get me through this day…it’s only 10:15am btw.

As I finish my first post, I take a break to pee, but of course someone is in the fucking bathroom. Happy fucking Monday.

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